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10-01-1999, 09:20 AM
#361
Poor poor JimmyC... off fighting for our cause... and here we are, making fun of him. Sorry JimmyC... you're still our hero! (Is my nose brown enough yet??? Do I get my chipmunks back??? )
Pretty Cool 10 pages!!!
TiggTigg5 - I hope you get your plane problem solved soon. You might have to fly a search & rescue mission for JimmyC if he finds trouble in the forest this weekend! (or at least drop off a care package of beanie weanies & bourbon, cause I'm sure he's gonna run out before the weekends over! )
[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited October 01, 1999).]
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10-01-1999, 09:44 AM
#362
All rescue missions are on indefinite hold. The rubber band broke. But more importantly, I just realized that my WDW annual passes and my pawtographed photo of Tigger were in the glove compartment of my beloved Warthog! Now I'm MAD !!!
Now hear this, you felonious furball felines... this is WAR! Unless my plane - and all its contents - is returned immediately, I'm going to open IASW franchise locations all over Canada. There will be doll rides next to every McDonalds. The IASW song will replace "Oh, Canada" before all sports and civic events. The maple leaf will be replaced by doll faces with syrupy smiles. In short, I will make your lives *miserable* !! And, if that doesn't work I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm..... gonna.... I'm gonna TELL MOM! (Yeah, that's it!)
Time's a-wasting!! Repent now !!
<< TEN pages!! No wonder John had to do some software updates last night! >>
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TTFN - Ta Ta For Now !
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10-01-1999, 09:57 AM
#363
I think one of us should help JimmyC.
My plan is to find out where those dolls are hiding and let lose some genetically enhanced termites to eat their insides out.
The Dream Finder
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10-01-1999, 01:55 PM
#364
I'm going to help Jimmyc!
I'll stake out in a tree like a sniper. Sept with piggy banks instead of guns. So hush bout this, watch for short people (really short) don't let them see this post guh-bye see you later.
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10-01-1999, 03:06 PM
#365
Important message! Anyone interested in the battle of the dolls should see Beth's Husband's post under Trip Reports. Apparently some men have an immunity to incessant happy tunes and syrup-ee smiles!
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10-01-1999, 03:24 PM
#366
Oh, No !!!!
The man is obviously under the influence of either the evil dolls or the cagy Canadian cats. Where's JimmyC when we need him the most ??? We need to project a cleansing incantation in his direction!
Quickly - - everybody turn toward New Jersey (I *think* that's just south of Colorado)and chant the exorcism ritual:
Begone, evil little dolls
Begone, intoxicating lyrics
Begone, toxic waste waterway
Cleanse Beth's Husband and restore him to sanity....
<Pssst - - Beth - - if he doesn't get any better and has to go back to the asylum, it would be a shame to waste his tickets for your upcoming trip... I just happen to be available that week...>
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TTFN - Ta Ta For Now !
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10-03-1999, 08:23 PM
#367
Unfortunately, we have discovered that the dolls EAT genetically enhanced termites. Good thinking, though, we need to do SOMETHING
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10-04-1999, 08:03 AM
#368
It's 10 pages guys...isn't that enough?
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beth
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Member
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10-04-1999, 08:14 AM
#369
Well, I'm back from the Peace talks and I have some good news and bad news.....
First the Good:
For 300 pairs of new Lederhosen and a keg of Dortmunder beer, the German IASW dolls are staying neutral.
The British IASW dolls have agreed not to get involved if promised a Secret Pub, complete with dart boards, to be located at IASW main building disguised as Big Ben.
After that, the rest of the countries fell in line. They have agreed to cease hostilities against humans and to keep the sugary-sappy music to a minimum within the ride.
The Bad News:
Binky's Raiders scoffed and refused to sign the Treaty.
Some IASW members said that the Surfy-Kong weapon is missing.
The ride will still exist to torment many.
The cats have sided with Binky.
TiggTigg5's A-10 is still missing.
After the agreeing parties signed, we all sat around the campfire and ate Beanie Wienies and Bourbon. There was much rejoicing.
Who woulda thought that Binky's delegation would fuel the fire so well...
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The Wacky Troll King.
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10-04-1999, 09:20 AM
#370
Just a thought for the day....
(saw this in a magazine, thought
JimmyC might know the answer since
he just spent 3 days in the forest!)
If a man speaks in a forest,
and no woman hears....
is he still wrong???
JimmyC- Glad you're back
[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited October 04, 1999).]
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10-04-1999, 11:51 AM
#371
Just heard the dolls hooked up with a tribe of roaming energizer bunnies...
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10-04-1999, 11:59 AM
#372
That's one GREAT thing about men in the woods without women to hear them,
The man is ALWAYS right !
Until they get home at least
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The Wacky Troll King.
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10-04-1999, 02:55 PM
#373
This just in from Air Recon Unit #1 (Jeff and Fred)
A large flatbed truck was spotted leaving the IASW compound prior Treaty Negotiations. Upon further investigation, Jeff and Fredd found three IASW dolls, who were on guard duty, bound with Duct-Tape. According to the French doll "Two Canadian cats wanted to view the area, we said no, then we taunted them a second time" They remember nothing else after being hit on the head with coconuts.
Be on the look out for a truck with a big blue thing on the flatbed. The driver went by the name Morris.
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The Wacky Troll King.
[This message has been edited by JimmyC (edited October 04, 1999).]
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07-21-2000, 05:02 PM
#374
My suspisions that everyone on this board is utterly insane have now been proved true. JimmyC, are you still working to fight the evil dolls? Good luck!
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"Life's like a movie, write your own ending"
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º0º Next trip to WDW: Decemeber 2002 º0º
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07-21-2000, 08:38 PM
#375
I knew I shouldn't have told Jacki (or anyone else new to the board) about the dolls. Did you really read through this whole thing Jacki? And if you did so in one day you deserve an award.
But after many months of dormancy, I have to be the "evil moderator" and not let the dolls rear their ugly heads again.
So, at 10 pages, this post is official closed.
You may all now throw your rotten Jersey tomatos at me.
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beth
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Member
"Once upon a long ago, children searched for treasure. Nature's plan went hand in hand with pleasure."
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10-23-2012, 08:37 AM
#376
John - aka. The Master Control Program
Owner, Chairman & Chief Imagination Officer - INTERCOT
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