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I couldn't wait to get back and search for this thread, hoping I wouldn't forget the two funnies things I heard during our trip 2 weeks ago!
1) Exiting the Beauty and The Beast Live theater in Animal Kingdom, this little girl is gazing down at the hand prints in the concrete walkway as daddy is anxiously trying to drag her along. She says "Oh Daddy, who is that?" He says "Vanna White." She says, "who's that, Daddy?" He says, "I think she's related to Snow White." I had to turn around to see her little face and give a laugh!
2) DH and I were at Hollywood & Vine in DHS for character breakfast with my 2 DS, 5 and 2. 5yo LOVES Handy Manny and OSO. The place is not crowded at all, so the characters are lurking for the majority of our stay. OSO hangs out for a while, then strolls over to the next table. As he turns away from us, my DS5 says, "MOM! Guess what I just heard!!! Special Agent OSO just farted!" I wanted to slide under the table
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Originally Posted by SignguyTom
At Space Mountain: Disneyland, circa 1980-ish
CM: How many?
Us: 2
CM: 3
Us: 2
CM: 3
Us: Um...No...There are only 2 of us...?
CM: OK Will both of you please wait on number 3...? Please..?
Us: Oh. Sure. OK...
Lol! Love it! So sounds like something I would do, unfortunely
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Originally Posted by LisaP
"MOM! Guess what I just heard!!! Special Agent OSO just farted!" I wanted to slide under the table
That has got to be the funniest thing Ive read on here yet. I can just see a little kid doing that. And the poor CM, to get told on like that. LOL
1982 MK
1988 MK & Epcot
1989 MK & Epcot
2002 MK, Epcot and Disney MGM Studios
2006 DL
2008 MK, Epcot and DHS (Best trip EVER)
Booked- 5 year wedding aniv at Port Orleans Riverside April 20-22 2012
Planned Chirstmas 2012 offsite
Second Star to the right and straight on till morning.
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My brothers girlfriend was in a bad mood and not smiling when we were at AK. As we were leaving a CM said to her "excuse me miss, I think you dropped your smile."
Kelly
Next Trip Feb 2022 SOG
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Originally Posted by Ed
Guest talking to security officer on the parking lot at TTC...
"I can't find my rental car. It's a small white car with a Florida license tag."
Well, now... that certainly narrows it down.
Along similar lines - when I was in the Navy and in uniform, people would start up a conversation and sooner or later it would take this curve -
"You're stationed in Norfolk? I have a (brother / cousin / neighbor's uncle's son's friend) who is in the Navy in Norfolk. His name is John and he has short hair and a mustache. Do you know him?"
I would always nod and say, "yeah, I think I know him."
Another time, we got on the bus from SOG. Two little boys kept looking at me. I should say that I have a beard and bear more than just a passing resemblence to Richad Karn who played Al on Home Improvement. Finally, one of the boys slowly approached me, and with a tiny voice, said, "Mister? Are...you...I mean..."
I just did the Al salute and said, "I don't think so, Tim." He shot back to his mom, yelling, "Mom! Mom! Guess WHAT?"
We got a good laugh out of that and the kids got a charge out of it.
DD is headed back this summer for a 2nd tour as a CP Intern!
Time to renew our annual passes.
Last trip was Mar 2015
Next trip is Aug 2015
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Too many trips to count
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Once we were on the bus to Fort Wilderness and in the back of the bus it was just the 4 members of my family and this kid who had to be 14 just sitting by himself yelling "Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" over and over and just hitting himself on the head. Then the SECOND the bus stopped at the campground he BOOKED it off of there, just running full speed, and we never saw him again.
Next trip officially booked!!! Sept 13, 2011!!!
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I was passing the exit to Tower of Terror and there was a recording telling people to come back. This little boy exiting the ride with his parents, shook his fist in the air and yelled "never you stupid jerk!".
I was at the pool at the Polynesian one afternoon and there was a big family group in the pool too. I noticed one of the men had a prosthetic leg which he removed, hopped toward the pool and jumped in. Once he came back up his little girl said "So daddy, do you feel 10 lbs lighter without your leg?". He laughed and told her he in did in fact feel lighter.
My family was having dinner at Chef Mickey's one night and we were seated near a family with 2 adorable little girls. Their parents took them around to choose their dinner and then brought them back to the table and settled them in. One of the girls took a spoonful of mashed potatoes and after trying it said "Mommy, you might want to put just a wee bit more butter on that next batch". We still laugh about that one.
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On resort monorail just leaving MK, a young man pointed at Space Mountain and asked what it was. Not sure why but his friend replied "Oh, I believe there's a pub in there."
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My 4yr old son(huge Star Wars fan), on StarTours after the ride but before leaving the seats, really loud so everyone heard..."Are we still on Earth?"
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These are some of the things that we overheard during our trip last month.
Leaving Magic Kingdom late one night we heard this exchange at the exit gate.
“Excuse me, how do we get back to the main parking lot?”
“The Monorail will take you right there.”
“Where’s the Monorail?”
While riding the bus to DHS, I spotted a boy of about 6 who had a tattoo transfer on his upper arm. I made a big deal about it, saying how brave he must have been to have a tattoo put on, and that I could never stand all that pain. He looked real puzzled while his parents just chuckled. Finally as we were getting off the bus, I heard him say, “he thought it was a real tattoo!”
Sitting at one of the tables in France, we were discussing the other countries, specifically Canada. While weighing the pros and cons of stopping there or skipping it, the man at the next table said, “or you could just come visit us.”
Leaving Epcot after Illuminations, my 20 year old daughter approached a CM and asked to trade pins with him. He got a forlorn look and replied, "I'm sorry, we're not allowed to trade pins after 9." She almost walked away before he broke out in a grin and gave it away that it was a joke.
In a store, the young man behind the counter was waiting on a customer who was wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning shirt. Tampa had just won two nights before, forcing game 7 to be played that night in Boston. Seeing the shirt, the young man asked, "So, are you going to game 7 tonight?"
DD is headed back this summer for a 2nd tour as a CP Intern!
Time to renew our annual passes.
Last trip was Mar 2015
Next trip is Aug 2015
Began with day trips in 70's
Too many trips to count
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I remembered some more:
We saw a family on a surrey bike at the Boardwalk and they had 2 small kids sitting in the front basket part. The little girl reached over to ring the bell and the little boy turned red, grabbed the string and screamed "I GET TO BE THE BELL RINGER!!".
A little girl sitting behind me on Tower of Terror turned to her little friend at the end and said "my fanny went way up in the air, did yours too?".
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Back when HS was still MGM, we were on a bus to MGM. The driver was very cool and funny. And he said the following:
"So do you guys know what MGM stands for?"
~few responses from passengers~
"NOPE! It stands for Mickey Gotcha Money!"
The adults were all cracking up, while the children looked confused
Please stand clear of the doors
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Here a couple of my favorites:
--one morning as we were waiting for the "rope drop" at Epcot my DS asks if we were going to head over to TT to get fast passes and then head over to Soarin'. I told him that was our plan. A little boy over heard us and asked his dad if they too, were going to get FP.....to which the dad replied...."No son, we do not need FP b/c as more and more people get FP then the FP line will be longer than the regular line". I love it!
--as we headed back to our car on the tram in the Epcot lot one night the CM told everyone that they were on the "fastest ride in Epcot"....he had lots of people saying what about TT....he said b/c it breaks down all the time that "average" speed makes the tram faster. Classic response!
"My name is Incrediboy"--Syndrome
Visited the "World" 26 times in my 41 years including 10 times the last 6 years!!!
Next visit: Summer 2012
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Our first time ever to WDW our grandson was just 4 we went to Lights Motor Action and when toward the end the motorcycle guy lands in the water that is on fire, My grandson looked at us and said" Is he pending grandmama" everyone busted out laughing behind us. It really did make sense is he dead is he not or just pending...
Connie
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Dec 5-14 2008 All Star Music Suites
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Last trip for a long while JAN 20-28
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My friend and I were at the Laugh Floor, and as most of you know, someone in the audience is picked and put up on the screen and a cast member with a microphone goes over to them so the monster on the screen can hear them. Well, the lady was so surprised that she was picked that she looks up at the screen and yells "Oh, Shhhiii...." and before she can get the whole word out, the cast member yanks the microphone away and everyone is so stunned that it's silent for a couple seconds. After a short pause, the monster doing the stand up routine goes "Wow...we almost lost our PG rating there!" I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
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I also used to love when people would ask me how to get to Disney World from the Studios...and where Jaws was...and where Twister was...lol
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Originally Posted by ValenciaCalling
My friend and I were at the Laugh Floor, and as most of you know, someone in the audience is picked and put up on the screen and a cast member with a microphone goes over to them so the monster on the screen can hear them. Well, the lady was so surprised that she was picked that she looks up at the screen and yells "Oh, Shhhiii...." and before she can get the whole word out, the cast member yanks the microphone away and everyone is so stunned that it's silent for a couple seconds. After a short pause, the monster doing the stand up routine goes "Wow...we almost lost our PG rating there!" I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
I laughed really hard at this. I absolutely adored the Laugh Floor and the monster who saved the day with that line must be fabulous!
TTFN,
Rose
1998 (10 YO & 1st time!)
2002 (14 YO & 2nd time)
June 12 2006 (18 & by myself!)
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We were at Turtle Talk with Crush. Crush asked one of the little children what his favorite food is and he said "Fish". Crush got wide-eyed and said "Fish are Friends NOT food". The little guy looked very confused but all of the adults laughed.
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One time on the tram to get to our car at MK the driver told people not to get off before we stopped. Well some people hopped off a little early. So on the next stop he came out and said pretty loudly "You know when we are stopped when we are moving the same speed as the pavement."
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