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Which doll????
I've posted my suspicion earlier today in TiJaMom's vacation planning report that I suspect JimmyC is ACTUALLY a IASW doll trying to throw suspicion away from himself. Why else would he constantly pretend to be battling the dolls? So, which doll do you think he might be??? My guess: he's really one of the Can-can dancers! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
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He's the one in the hot air balloon holding the "Help" sign... another transparent attempt to direct suspicion away from himself.
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I really like the "can-can" answer...
Although he could be one of the hula girls (can't you just see him in a grass skirt?)
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Or, he could be the billy goat who runs up the mountain in the alps!! baaa!
(You know, Beth, I do remembering spotting a Hula Dancer with hairy legs and a grimace on her face! Come to think of it, her wig was a little lopsided too!)
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Ozarker,,,,,
I thought you were a friend, but it is quite obvious that the dolls have gotten to you.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif In fact, it is YOU who is distracting people from the true nature of the evil dolls by causing disunity.
I am not a doll. I am closer in appearance to the Norway trolls. In fact, there's a big wooden likeness of me in one of the Norway shops.
I am in constant battle with the evil dolls due to my knowledge of their evil intent. That, or the doctors keep upping the voltage. Naaah...
Better yet, I'm looking for ANY excuse to not have to ride this **** ride on our next visit! Sadly, my wife like it, and since I'd do anything for her, yes, even ride this evil ride, you will hear my screams in October....
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Mrs. JimmyC - I hear they sell muzzles at the pet boarding area....
JimmyC- It's my goal in life to aggravate whenever possible! You're too much fun to pick on!
I've also suspected you are the little guy who has to wade through the water at the end of the day and spear cigarette butts and candy wrappers....
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No, No... Whatever you do, don't wade through the IASW water!! You might set it off... er, ah, that is, you might trip over something; yeah, that's it - - you might trip over something.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak...
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TiggTigg5,
Something or someone??? What are you hiding?
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Moi ??? Hiding something/body ??? Never!
I'd just hate to see any...unfortunate happenings in my...favorite attraction. That's my official statement, and I'm sticking to it.
Ozarker, your middle name should be Maytag, 'cuz you're an agitator! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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Moi??? An agitator??? That's Goddess Maytag to you, cause I'm cool and enlightening like the inside of a refrigerator, thank you very much!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
Just trying to dig to the bottom of this IASW controversy. I just think it's "interesting" that two grown(?) men have such an adversion to a building full of "innocent" dancing dolls with perpetual grinning faces. I suspect that you both are secret doll collectors, and that your houses are full of IASW look-a-likes, and that every evening you dress up like your favorite doll and dance around your living room singing "It's a small world after all.."
In the immortal words... "Methinks thou protest too much..."
I only make people nervous who have something to hide.....
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[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited August 30, 1999).]
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I hear they put Piranha in the water to get rid of the bodies http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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Actually, I'm one of the bigger trolls... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
Just returned from 'Battle for Dolly Hill'. Me and the squirrels took heavy casualties. No deaths, just freaked out squirrels. I think TiggTigg5 had the right idea about something being hidden in the music. It drove the squirrels and chipmunks into a killing frenzy. I tried the ear plugs as TiJaMom suggested. Worked for a while, but the sappy music eventually resulted in a mass retreat. In the end, we lost the hill and the dolls quickly replaced their numbers with dolls from the Mexico ride (El Teimpo? forget how to spell it). http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif. Also unable to rescue the clown with the HELP sign. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
Managed to avoid piranhas and booby traps in the water, but 2 of the dolls weren't so lucky, heheheha.
Ozarker, you hit the nail right on the head:
"a building full of "innocent" dancing dolls with perpetual grinning faces" Think of the Twilight Zone were the cute little doll looked at the guy and said in a cute voice " I'm _____(forget the name of the doll) and I'm going to killllll youuuuu".
Have to go listen to Yoko Ono wail for a while until that sappy IASW song is a distant murmur.
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JimmyC -
I think Goddess Maytag is on to us. I told you we should destroy those video tapes, but apparently she has gotten her hands on a copy. http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
Gotta go - - time for my Calamine Lotion bath.
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She's close, but is not aware of our true intentions.......and the secret shall be kept since I think the dolls might originate from the Ozarks. In 1987 my car broke down in Rolla. The people were real friendly and had perpetual grins on their faces. Come to think of it, the steak tasted a little bit too good.....
She is dead-wrong about dancing around. I do not dance. I even have a contract with my wife to avoid Ballroom dancing. I don't have to take lessons till I'm at least 47 (10 years left). It was at 50, but major screw-ups cost me. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
As for seeing me jumping around in my Leiderhosen, Octoberfest starts in Sept. Can I help it if I'm starting early? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
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That's it!! It's all coming back to me now! Your "breakdown in Rolla" comment brought it all back. Quick research into local newspapers uncovered this long forgotten story...
ABANDONED CAR FOUND -- KIDNAPPED DOLLS
RECOVERED!
According to the paper, a shipment of pre-programed animatronic dancing dolls had been reported hijacked while enroute to an unnamed theme park located in the state of Florida. A spokesperson from the unnamed theme park was quoted as saying "only a sick, sick mind could be responsible for planning this heist." To gain access to the highly secured transportation vehicle, the perpetrator of this heinous crime had to wade through a moat-like lagoon containing potentially harmful factory waste, scale a 30 foot barbed-wire fence, crawl through the building's ventilation system, and then slip into the garage area. It is suspected the culprit strapped himself to the vehicle's undercarraige and then rode 100 miles until the driver stopped at a Dunkin Do-nut Shop to take a break.
When asked what the possible motive for kidnapping these innocent, perpetually grinning dolls could have been, the spokesman answered, "We suspect the thief's goal was possibly a terrorist plot aimed at reprogramming the dolls in an effort to take over the ride. A box of computer chips was found inside the trunk of the abandoned vehicle with the dolls. When we experimentally implanted one, the dolls eyes began to flash, it bared its teeth, and it started to chant "ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall... If this abandoned vehicle hadn't been found, it could have meant the disastrous end of a much loved theme park institution."
Now it all makes sense.....
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JimmyC -
The evil dolls have triumphed. They have claimed yet another victim, Goddess Maytag. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
We tried to warn her, but did she listen ? Noooooooooooo ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
Who will be the next target ? I shudder to even think about it ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium...
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And I woulda succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling kids.....(Is Osarkers real name Daphnee? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif )
Actually,,,, not all the dolls were recovered....you see.... I was on my way to Ft Sill OK for the Field Artillery Officers Basic Course... Not all the target-vehicles were empty... hehehehehahaha. I still hear their screams as shells explode...such a happy sound...
Sadly, some of the grinning-happy evil dolls escaped....... I knew I should have ordered a REPEAT of 155mm... http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
Well the industrial waste in the moat explains why my legs won't stop itching. And the third eye on my hand. And the thrist for blood, I mean beer. Yeh, beer, that's what I ment... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
TiggTigg5, Ozarker has gone over to the Fluffy-cute-sappy-puke side. We will miss her. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
tapptpapttptpatpttaptaptpat somethings in the vents....
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Ozarker's posting in the THEME PARK/ALIEN ENCOUNTER brought up a very vital fact, the lack of adults/parents in some Disney animated features or movies.
There are no adult dolls in IASW.
Can you say Children of the Corn????? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
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The adult dolls are in the back, washing and ironing all those tiny little outfits.
As for fluffy-cute...whatever... I can't help it. I went into my daughter's room last night and was caught in a beanie baby explosion... I tried to warn her "One more beanie baby, young lady, and this room's going to explode!" But she wouldn't listen either (it runs in the family).
"And ppssttt!!! One word of caution.... when you hear the click of tiny heels tapping in the vents it's almost too late!!"
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That's why I have traps in the vents.....
Ohhhhhwhatalousymorningohwhatalousydayyyyy
Out of Tea bags. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
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Iiiii'vvveeegotalousyfeelingggg,nothingsssgoingmmm myyyywayyy!!!!
Haven't had my caffeine (Dr. Pepper) yet either. Hard to be witty when you're still asleep. Give me some material to pick on you about! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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Someone was Hording Earl Grey. I feel better now http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
This was sent to me from an address that I don't know. Either Typhoon or TiggTigg5 would be my guess (Money on the latter)
Page down after loading and see what the spotlight is trying to ID. More proof that October could be more dangerous than planned.
Thank You, whoever sent it... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif http://www.fwbnet.com/people/ric1551/pictures.htm
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Thanks for sharing that Jimmy!.... the 14 year old, once again, is able to enjoy this site.... We are ROTF http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
Patricia
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Patricia,
Are you insinuating JimmyC is juvenile??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
Surely not our JimmyC (resident Rambo)!!
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Hey, someone else from this site sent it to me, I just felt obligated to pass on the vital information. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
What's scary is that such proof actually exists..........
Hope there's no proof of them riding tanks.....
TiggTigg5, do you still have those extra anti-tank mines??????
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Hey there, Redleg, try this:
India, this is India 2-4, fire for effect, over...
Fire for effect, out.
Grid 9201 3556 over...
Grid 9201 3556 out.
Small dolls of the children of the world singing and dancing, ICM, over...
Small dolls of the children of the world singing and dancing, ICM, out.
Message to Observer, India, 100 rounds(!), Target #IASW7001
(That should take care of them! or maybe some shell-mix, fuze-mix?)
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Oh no!!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif There are 3 of you!!!
Weeding through this insanity is hard work.
Aren't there any sane women out there to help me out??? Beth??? Patricia???
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Drop 50 REPEAT.
Also toss in some VT and WP (WP might be against the rules, but I could have sworn that I saw fuel trucks... besides, the WP can technically be considered marking smoke for the A-10's.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
Thanks for the memories Typhoon..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
Maybe Atomic Annie can come out of retirement?
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OK, commandos, knock off the military jargon so we civilians can follow! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif You're giving me a headache!!
By the way, ever seen Small Soldiers???? I'm picturing JimmyC, TiggTigg5 and Typhoon starring in the sequel.
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JimmyC - Not guilty, but whoever did send you that link hit it right on the money! I laughed so hard that my coworkers almost threw the nets over me. Again. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
Ozarker - Actually, I'm the Green Army Man from Toy Story - just love those latex bodysuits! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
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TiggTigg5- My apologies, I should have known you would be a classier character! Now JimmyC, on the other hand..... I'm wondering if he remembers my daughter, she had her picture taken leaning against him in Norway!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
As for me, I'm the "red-head" in Pirates of the C "We wants the red-head!"
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I think I remember your daughter, cute, polite, smart,,,,,asked if I knew why her mommy acted like she was under mind-control of evil dolls.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
I told her to collect as many Beanie Babies as possible, particulary the bears. They may be cute, but they're not evil. And once I give the signal, they'll be an additional force against the evil dolls.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
I also told her to be careful when mommy says "I feel like wearing Lederhosen all month.."
Not a sign of evil-doll possession, just one too many trips to the still for Octoberfest... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
PS: I'm closer to the gremlins after they've been exposed to water........
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So, I have you to blame for the zillion beanie bears... and probably the beanie explosion the other day too...
Speaking of Gremlins (I used to drive one in high school! ha), my daughter has a Furby. It started whining the other day, so she runs and gets a new package of batterys. As I replace the last battery and click the cover closed, he suddenly says "Ohhh, I was scared! I was worried." I looked at my husband and I said, "Now I'm worried!" Think Disney might ever market IASW interactive dolls sometime???
P. S. I forgot to tell you I'm the red-head on a good day but on a bad day or whenever necessary, I can be the face in the crystal ball in the Haunted Mansion.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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Did I imply that Jimmy has a 14 year old mind??? (Jimmy do you watch WWF?) The only reason that he (my darling oldest son) reads these post is because he hates IASW, so therefore Jimmy is "kewl". I make him ride it though because, I figure that having givin birth to him and all, he owes me big time. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
Poor Ozarker, left alone with the 3 commandos... sorry about that...I'm here for you now.
I just got this image of the 3 of them dressed in the Toy Soldier Suits, with their feet stuck in the stand, hoppin' around and tripping over one another, while spewing out their military jargon. (keeps the day happy and cracks my kids up http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif)
Patricia
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Until a giant IASW doll comes along and, SQUASH! -- three piles of green sand! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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Hey, Hey !! I resemble that remark !
See if we rescue *you* when the Invasion of the IASW Dolls happens. They'll make all this Y2K stuff look like child's play http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
Ever seen camouflage Leiderhosen ?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
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I managed to hack into the dolls programming, now whenever I have to sail in "Das Boot" I set them to operate at 10x speed. It's almost fun, now!
Strangely, though, at 10x speed, the chorus (IaSWaa...) sounds like "Send us Jim, send us Jim...".
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Truthfully, I don't care for Wrestling. Your son's probably going to think I'm a nerd because I tend to watch the History Channel. Mainly for ideas on how to defeat the dolls.....
Ozarker just gave them away! I KNEW IT! The little demon dolls are building a Mega-Doll!!! So much for avoiding tactical nukes.....
Jeff, your observation of what the dolls are saying at 10x answers a question I had over-looked on our last visit. It all makes sense..... it explains why my wife tried pushing me out of the boat......And I thought it was me singing the Duff song. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
TiggTigg5, I agree, Ozarker might be beyond saving. She's one of 'Them' now. I hold out an inkling of hope though, the Beanies might be able to break the evil-doll hold on her.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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JimmyC -
Don't sweat the giant dolls; I've got my Warthog warming up; the 30 is loaded, and there is the usual complement of ADM's (Anti-Doll Missiles) tucked under the wings.
"Fox 1, Fox 2 - - - splash!"
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Good thinking TiggTigg5.
I'll put the tactical nukes on standby...
Jeff, I tried upping the speed on the dolls.
Now they say "We want beanie weenies and bourbon"
Anyone decode this?
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