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The poison ivy has affected the brain... why didn't I think of this earlier ??
The operation will be temporarily delayed. I'm getting the Warthog repainted and some dummy panels added to make it look like a miniature Continental MD-80. That way, Mr. Buffoon can take all the heat! Then it's a simple matter of getting my takeoff clearance, but that's never a problem, is it ? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
<Can anybody spare about 5 grand for some fuel ??>
[[ EDIT - How about that, Ozarker ? Another of your topics becomes a two-pager! ]]
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TTFN - Ta Ta For Now !
[This message has been edited by TiggTigg5 (edited September 02, 1999).]
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JimmyC, I've consulted my crystal ball on your question:
You've got it all wrong... the dolls aren't really against you... they want to be like you!!! They're tired of constantly dancing, and their perpetual smiles are glued into place, so what choice do they have??? They're crying for freedom!! Escape from their imprisonment... Freedom to choose their own clothing, freedom to choose their own MUSIC!! Freedom to be cranky once in a while. They recognize you as the perfect example of imperfection. They're calling for you, hoping you can lead them in revolution. The cry for beannie weannies and bourbon is their order for the victory celebration. They WANT you JimmyC, they NEED you JimmyC, they can't do it without you JimmyC!!! You're their last hope!!
This is my vision: JIMMYC- LEADER OF THE DOLLS!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
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And TiggTigg5, would you really abandon me in a moment of crisis??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif (after ALL we've been through?) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
(Gee, I am honored.. 2 two pagers! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )
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Ozarker, I can't believe you'd fall for (or try that) trick.
Oh sure, they want me,,,,, to thwart their evil plans.
See, I captured one of those little cherub-faced critters last night (It didn't count on my flaming flatulance http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif). They want to imprison me near the center of the ride and use me as a human shield. Well, the evil ones have failed. http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
Even if I were to be captured, TiggTigg5, Typhoon, Jeff, and a SECRET ALLIE, have been given orders to blast away. It would be a mercy-killing
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Now there's another idea...
Why not redo IASW to a totally new theme, and call it IANW - - It's A Nasty World. All of the dolls would be shabbily dressed, covered with tattoos and body-piercings, scowling, snarling, making obscene gestures, calling riders every name in the book, all the while swigging away on Jim Beam, smoking funny-looking little cigarettes, burping, flatulating (is that a word ?) and spitting, with a Marilyn Manson soundtrack. In other words, make it a copy of a typical middle school. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
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JimmyC -Didn't buy that one, huh, o.k..... let me see... human shield, huh??? Are you sure that isn't human sacrafice.... that's it! Ohhh, the pain, I feel it... I see, fire, yess! fire.... I see JimmyC roasting on a spit.... I see vats full of beannie weannies and pitchers full of bourbon... O.K., you might be on to something.... perhaps I've been too quick to judge... perhaps my powers of telepathy have been clouded from my head wound from the beanie baby explosion.... Remember, the Goddess's role is not to take sides, it's to investigate.... to question both sides and to bring the truth to light... and to poke fun at any and every thing you say...I am neutral...I am Switzerland!! (and no, I'm not as big as the Alps).
TiggTigg5- And I thought a Mom Encounter ride would be scary!!
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Gee, all's quiet on the front.......
http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif Very, very, strange. Has the entire offensive line been captured????
Has the IASW army taken control??? Are JimmyC, TiggTigg5, and Typhoon shackled in the doll's dungeon and left to rot with the rats??? Is this the end of the story, or will the green plastic soldiers escape imminent torture and starvation, and regroup for another exciting adventure???
(come on guys, the blade of my sharp as a knife wit is getting rusty!)
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[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited September 02, 1999).]
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Just finished an all night meeting with the squirrels and chipmunks. For the price of 1 ton of sunflower seeds they've agreed to center their attack on IASW and leave all Intercot people alone. The chipmunks were holding out for a keg of beer, but I refuse to buy for minors.
Now to figure out how to get 1 ton of seed......
Human Sacrifice huh, boy are they in for a surprise. I have a mini-nuke implanted and it's set to go off if my heart stops, limbs severed, or skin temp exceeds 1st degree burns.
But they have to capture me first......
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Why not enlist the help of the birds at WDW?? They seem to be pretty aggressive and willing to go to great lengths for crumbs (crumbs meaning "food" not certain folks I know http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )
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Didn't have to negotiate with the birds since they are doing merc work for the Squirrels and Chipmunks. That's probably why they asked for a ton of seed.
BTW, the evil dolls tried to plant a germ warfare device in our fridge. That, or I found the open pack of hotdogs missing from last year.....
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Well, this official word from the Goddess:
I've been approached by an ambassador from IASW. They've requested that JimmyC meet with their leader for negotiations. These are the terms they've set out for the meeting:
1. JimmyC must come alone and
submit to a weapons search.
2. The meeting must be held in
neutral territory - A table
next to the China puppet stand
in Epcot.
I told the doll ambassador that I wasn't sure JimmyC would agree....
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JimmyC-I thought I was the only one to use that phrase(John Cleese-Holy Grail) as part of daily ridicule. If you chant that at the IASW meeting at the China Puppet stand then you may put them into some sort of trance and be able to abolish them forever!!! Better yet if you can say it backwards a la "redrum, redrum" their little heads may pop off. (I know-wishful thinking)
oh well, back to work
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JimmyC,
Seeing as I am a Disney character I have connections. An anonymous mouse gave me the scoop, ya see he knows people who know people and apparently
the dolls know all about you, they're com'n JimmyC, Tiggz, maybe even you Maytag. But listen I've lost so much, my house, my uuuh, my, well, I'm sure I've lost allot and I (sniff sniff) don't think I can take any more. Listen! Don't look back! GET OUT! GET OUT !
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*The Lonsome Donkey*
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This has gotten W A Y !!!!!!! out of control!
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NNooooo!!! I've lost another son to the insanity. Thats 2 down and 1 to go...
(if "tigger" should join you on the other side, http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif >snif< be gentle he's only 7, >snif<, I'm gonna miss the little fella if he goes, oh yeah... you have to promise to feed him, he can't cook yet...so long Eeyore http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif >snif< )
Patricia
Now only Tiggers keeper & feeder
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This is definitely WWWWAAAAAAYYYY OOOOUUUUTTT of control!
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The French guard in the castle said that while insulting King Arthur and Co.
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I Have this strange sinking feeling that I was right you know bout the dolls com'n I think JimmyC Tiggtigg5 and Ozarker are with them, THEY ARE DOLLS!!!!
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*The Lonsome Donkey*
-Eeyore
[This message has been edited by Eeyore (edited September 05, 1999).]
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Looks like we are headed for a 3 pager....
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John Yaglenski
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